Once upon a time a new blog was born. It lived in a land far far away where the internet did not exist. This little blog struggled hard and traveled far to launch its way into the blogosphere. The little blog had a true mission and was determined to become “googleable.” What mission could be so great? To make fun of Dan of course!*
*Dan is the blog creator’s boyfriend, not girlfriend.
His left armpit smells more than his right one, he burps in public, and his face looks kind of funny. That and he still hasn’t drawn any more comics for http://carorinu.com, or developed his Ninja Varnish t-shirt. So what does he do instead? Nothing because he’s a smelly bum. Oh, so he “studies” or “is preparing to start his math PhD at UCONN.” Bah, I think that drawing little sketches is far more important.
But wait, does this blog have the ability, the power, the strength of will to be anything but silly? Probably not. Perhaps it will try from time to time. It would be daft for this to turn entirely into an anti-Dan venue, although there would probably be an endless supply of material. Instead, I will try to keep it random.
Potatoes!
Now for my tip of the day:
Go to the Beach!
I don’t need to give you any reasons to go. Check the weather and go!
